My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm to be a father If I have a daughter, guess I'm a call her? I'm a her Bonnie I about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who want him I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit you did with Skam I got a room of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an for Matthew That's my little man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're in your songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk you 24/7 But she don't know you like I you Slim, no one does She don't know it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I ever send ass It's been six months and still no word, I deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the on 'em perfect So this is my I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You me to drive? You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that guy from drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream it I your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm flattered you would call your daughter that And here's an for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your too? I say that just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down And what's this shit us meant to be together? That type of will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your need each other Or maybe you just to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it you in time Before you yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!