My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I sent two letters back in autumn, you must got 'em There probably was a problem at the office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's too, I'm bout to be a father If I a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read about your Uncle too I'm sorry I had a friend kill over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your fan I even got the underground shit you did with Skam I got a room of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your You didn't have to, but you coulda an autograph for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering for you, For four hours and you said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just like bein' lied to Remember we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I knew my father neither, He used to always on my mom and beat her I can relate to what saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm I even got a tattoo of name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I you Slim, no one does She don't what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I ever send ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You me to drive? You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a he found him? That's how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I like you 'Cause if she she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I meant to you sooner but I just been busy You your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your that And here's an autograph for brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of you Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you But what's this you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some To help your ass from off the walls when you get down some And what's shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your need each other Or maybe you just to treat her better I hope you get to read letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple ago that made me sick Some was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!