My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or Sometimes I addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm to be a father If I have a daughter, what I'm a call her? I'm a her Bonnie I read about your Uncle too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some who didn't want him I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with I got a room of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you a chance I ain't mad, I just think fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your You didn't have to, but you signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're like his idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never knew my neither, He used to always on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're in your songs So I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm I even got a of your name across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a rush for me See you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk you 24/7 But she don't you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Or Write My Fans", will be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found That's kinda how this is, you could a me from drowning Now too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy And all I was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we been together, think about it You it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I to send this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I been busy You said girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm flattered you would call your daughter that And here's an for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to you But what's this you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get some And this shit about us meant to be together? That of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think you'll be doin' just fine If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't you to do some crazy shit I seen this one on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!