Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have your attention
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass than before
They first were dirvorced sold her old (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who other people open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up