Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I have your please
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you like to it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont give a
his windows down and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up