Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I have your attention
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who like me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
it, lets all stand up