Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I your attention please
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who like me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
you wanna outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
his windows down and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up