Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass than before
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who like me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids like albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
his windows down and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up