My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad not so bad
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you not-a got 'em There probably was a at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble too sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways, it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess I'm a call her? I'm a her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan I even got the underground shit you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your man I like the shit you did Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could it'll all be Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I you have a chance I ain't mad, I think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your You didn't have to, but you signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering for you, For four and you just said, "No." pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't bein' lied to Remember we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back See I'm like you in a way I knew my father neither He used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I about you 24/7 But she know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people us growin' up, you gotta call me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I could it'll all be Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too To Call Or Write My Fans" This will be the last package I ever send ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka You me to drive? You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a he found him? That's kinda how is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, about it You ruined it now, I you can't sleep and you dream about it And you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the But I slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad not so bad
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I been busy You said your pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your that And here's an for your brother I wrote it on the cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally to diss you But what's this shit you said you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls you get down some And what's shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each Or maybe you need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it you in time Before you hurt yourself, I that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!