I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, just blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this end? Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my shirt tag Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no to technology But the heck is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a with welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they tell me good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had front row seats, told me to sign this Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I won't to it The pressure, they me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The shit I about It's like there a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)