I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a public stall a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never turned forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an shelter all these pet peeves God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, they tell me it's So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had row seats, told me to sign this poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got caught my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The I complain about It's like there ain't a in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)