I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time someone in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap Can't park my ass causing an accident my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back Turned and still sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I think my karma is up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger still up in one of my Right to 'em stuck at the light This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I about It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)