Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did good too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, a car load over there
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

Here they
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls used to come out to take order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
give you a little green box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you out here with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And four
take it
And after you get your order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins first
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on your belly between the
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting event taking at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with tight

This is an automobile with bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably Winston Churchill during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he he's gonna have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know what's

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids back at the corner
He races anybody
He just there and scares the hell out of them