Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know what is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in country
the automobile
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for that any
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that giant killer,
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, here are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

Here come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in
There was a time when the little girls running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little green box with a white on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out here the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water them down, or them down a little, ok
we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And six-packs
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than and greetings
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to on your belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put down your

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By having your tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an with tight bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in to get that extra fast start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
out the window and The Kids not even there
You know what's

He looks in the view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just there and scares the hell out of them