You know I just get it Last I was nobody This year I'm sellin Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody wanna run they and try to take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me You might see me a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a collar hollerin at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that they 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, in ridiculous blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge than Chris Wallace off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars shoulda been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and just get and walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin startin shit some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky with to kill N'Sync, don't get me started fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to out and bein violent? Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' passionate ass-whoopin and your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait I catch all you faggots in public love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) Then and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna swear just me and run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out after ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your again when you ain't a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, from D-12, to up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) and see me on the streets alone if you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you run your mouth then come your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top and this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin for ten million She must want a for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It matter you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I fabricated my He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin and fussin who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and who never seen me or even bothered to call me they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the to buy cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast and do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help: uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a myself
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