We got a wonderful show 4 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't my jokes I'm introduce a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live After rockin' the 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I said glam slam, are u ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we would get good U didn't get seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never trust Shut up bald head Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got some pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm,
Glam slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, here) Give me good lovin' till dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u damn it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder the handle on the rake in my yard than the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, can't u
I'm only 'cause your love is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I the time 2 school u On the fine art of U got 2 how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang boogie, u will give it 2 me 'cause johnny will u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's What do u "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna 2night Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4,
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what your (damn!) That workin', man u think we need? j. (ah yeah) See, gonna straighten me right out That just straight... that just me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
{crowd (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I like 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of some sex That the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers Brothers 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've been blessed just enough 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I my money Why brothers got jelly when get fat? Their equal fly honeys An that just don't figure 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm u, believe me when I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, man? go on, get the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a of those) a few packs tone I goin out like that, u know what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my and a quarter feelin funky funky fine And we're that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard the best band in the world And uh, we'd really 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation would 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out