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One hot summer day around the way A new kid moved onto the and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, a nine mill Yeah, and kept his smitty's on his
Anyway Jay portrayed to be like So we took him in and put him down the hit squad His house was phat, full in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house alarm One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the goddamn house was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya miss My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's on? I seen a bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
the bathroom, went back where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's bras and leotards, hangin' on the Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you doin'? Put that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I strapped
Left the nine in the car, right to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think fast quick I got a from a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the on some bullshit in the living room floor Jay, rushed me, I him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, all she wrote
It was like Down came his hair Titties out and there was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was more
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Don't tell me, you out like a sucker Chill, off that mustache Grabbed ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh
All of that real shit, you know what I'm Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know I'm saying? Nah you man, I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't care Are you Well, I was holdin' me Don't me it was Jane you were juicin' Sheiit, it-e