Hello, allow me to introduce My is Shady, it's so nice to meet you It's been a long time, I'm sorry, I've away so long My is Shady, I never meant to leave you
You see chick in the gym checkin' me out? Any second I'm to stick her neck in my mouth I a pill and I'm recklessly wreckin' the house That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it
There's the necklace I lost right next to Stephanie's Man, I check to see if my mom left any out Nope, I'll reroute, maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch Oh, jackpot, yeah, open Sesame
Down the hatch, had the feelin' you can't it A rat-tat-tap on your door the damn ratchet Attack-tack-tackin' a whore with a hatchet A knapsack packed with like 40 Xanax's
Shortly come back, I'm tryin to score me lap dances I'm 'bout to relapse, so baby, pour me some Jack Formula 44D and 40's bad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back
Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was to just say And are you menstruatin', My lil' friend's waitin' to say hello The way your titties are and your booty's shakin' like jello Well I don't any harm, all I wanted to do was to just say hello
Yeah, my equilibrium's off, be the lithium I don't to buy any drugs, man, people gimme 'em It just becomes everyday, curriculum No reason in particular, it was fun
A 5th of rum and 2 of 151 51 people asleep in my damn livin' Excuse me, hun, but what is your name, I woke up to ya naked and err, did we um?
Of course we did, but didn't I a jimmy, hun? I'm lookin' for the torn wrapper but there seem to be one No offense, girl, I don't mean any harm But disease is somethin' I'm tryna keep my penis from
I find the and I'm cool, I immediately run Like Speedy Gonzales to see if I see Who might have a couple of 3's, I'm fiendin' for My head is poundin' to the of the drum
Well, I don't mean any harm, all I to do is just say hello Do ya happen to have anythin' on you to make my mood Some are opal and are pink Some are blue and some are just Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is say hello
Oh, those were the days, they were It's hurtin' me to know I'll be closin' that curtain for good Word, word, word, word, word, word, I second and a third, rushed to emergency surgery
To try to flush me because of the drugs he purchased He's no gettin' them free, 100 bucks for these Percodans Plus gettin' to be where he lustfully searched the den Pain is hittin' his knee and his muscles be him
on the phone tryin' to russle up Muscle relaxants for his back and a of Pax's Now doublin' backwards and he's stumblin' back Slipped and fell, hit his bone, heard somethin' go crack
Now up in the bathroom like he's bustin' a nap Almost ended it that soon because of the I'm just bustin' my own chops while I'm a rap Resuscitated and rejuved, so it, I'm back
Well, I don't any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello Do ya happen to have anythin' on you to make my mood Some are opal and some are Some are blue and some are just Girl, I don't mean any harm, all I to do is just say hello
all I'm sayin'
Hello, me to introduce myself My name is Shady, it's so to meet you been a long time, I'm sorry, I've been away so long My name is Shady, I meant to leave you
Yeah, it's like startin' over, slate, ha