And now the six murderesses of the Crookem County Jail In their rendition of 'The Cell Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd seen it I betcha you have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You how people have these little habits That get you down Ernie Ernie to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and there's Layin' on the chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the And I two warning shots into his head
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right So, we started living
He'd go to work, he'd home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. I found out, single, my ass Not only was he married, well, he had six One of Mormons, you know
So that night, when he home I fixed him his drink as You know, some guys just can't hold their
He had it coming, he had it He took a in its prime And then he it and he abused it It was a but not a crime
Now, I'm standing in the Carvin' up the chicken for And in my husband Wilbrin in a jealous rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He says and he kept "You been the milkman" he ran into my knife He ran into my ten times
If you'd have been there, if you'd seen it I betcha you would done the same
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, a hires Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, Charlie traveled with us the last number in our act We did 20 acrobatic in our world
One two three four five, splits, spread Flip flops, back flips, one after the other Well, one night we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this room Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I went out to get
I back, open the door Veronica and Charlie Doing number seventeen, the spread
Well, I was in such a of shock, I completely blacked out I can't a thing, it wasn't until later When I was the blood off my hands I even they were dead
had it coming, they had it coming They had it coming all I didn't do it, inspite if I'd it How could you tell me I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz, he was a real guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always to find himself He go out every night looking for And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up of artistic differences He saw himself as and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
had it comin', they had it comin' They had it comin' all 'Cause if they used us and they us How could tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the
You pop gum one more time my ass Ten
Miert Uncle Sam bortonbe seventeen, the spread eagle Artistic I betcha you would have the same