Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and shins, pregnant whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I to Hell and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a attack, and dropped dead Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Apple
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked over a fisherman's box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark Kent's in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an escape blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first order of I get in office Second thing that'll me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who can't the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build while his peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable Fill a syringe, I...
Draw blood pop shit on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more awkwarder you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey puck
The broad with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers me mind boggles And why I come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, I'll you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed against your side, your puss and thighs are What of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to picket me a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as these I rap, and these bars, wouldn't it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a