Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this brain and put it to good use Society will a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a mess as the day and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with razor Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this And make the best of this situation, I 'Cause I feel like a bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just took my of licorice And my sticker books in a pricker bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Fast forward some years A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, it's usually once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause you're doomed from the It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had just my head up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing talking in a trance Locked in my yeah but I got some plans mama damn rhymes are falling Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that my first punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, empty Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong with my Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum goes "womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the sell outs, freak the out Middle America, hear yell out In they were so scared, and those kids Just about, out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' Insert insult Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe this little hick This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks from a Kid Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck is ain't