Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the If science can operate on this brain and put it to good use Society will reap a great
I walk around a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy kid just took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon a way to escape this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some years A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some I've accomplished They've stomped me the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at Chance To it or succeed 'Cause you're doomed the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had kept my head up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing trash in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some plans These damn are falling Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain an independent store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God I don't Cause I'd probably be cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, them yell out In terror they were so scared, and those Just about, out Whatever that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow It's okay to be scared straight, said I provoke queers Til evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe this little locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit happened like a six blocks from a Kid Insane Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a you stupid fuck Neither is